Inspiration - Logins aka motd's

[uljanow]

Hallo,
da ich noch auf der Suche nach einem schönen Loginbildschirm bin, die frage an euch...
Wie schaut denn euer Login eigentlich so aus?

Hier mal meine motd


MfG

[Zwerg]

Bei mir wird nachwievor das Freesoftware-gedöns angezeigt. Eine Zeit lang hatte ich auf meinem Server den Spruch "Erst denken, dann tippen - root sein verpflichtet" ^^

[catdog2]

@zwerg2 den hab ich auch:

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Linux catdog22 2.6.17.7catdog2 #2 Sun Sep 3 15:02:38 CEST 2006 i686

The programs included with the Debian GNU/Linux system are free software;
the exact distribution terms for each program are described in the
individual files in /usr/share/doc/*/copyright.

Debian GNU/Linux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent
permitted by applicable law.

[frosch]

sarge:

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Eingang zum Mond.
Es ist Käse für alle da!

etch:

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Das hier ist etch.
etch bedeutet ätzend.

[h-man]

alles mögliche aus fortunes-off. heute war es: "A young couple jumped out of their car and dashed into the park.
They hurriedly found a secluded spot and began to make frenzied, passionate
love. Shortly thereafter, as they were driving away, the young man turned
to her and said, "If I had known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time."
She replied, "If I had known you had more time, I'd have taken off my
pantyhose.""

andere beispiele sind:

marc@host:~$ fortune -o
I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
marc@host:~$ fortune -o
Adolescence, n.:
The stage between puberty and adultery.
marc@host:~$ fortune -o
Irreligion. The principal one of the great faiths of the world.
[Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911]
marc@host:~$ echo $(fortune -o)
Q: What can you use used tampons for? A: Tea bags for vampires.

und so weiter. statische files sind langweilig.